Baptism humor?

I guess I don’t have anything else to call this. A very pregnant woman (about to pop) stopped me after Mass. Her baby will be Baptized in two weeks at the 10 am Mass. She was requesting that we do an Ave Maria after Communion. I told her that I would mention it to John and then I said something like “You’re not wasting any time getting the child Baptized!” She said, “I want to get the horns removed as soon as possible!”