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This is making the e-mail rounds, so you may have seen it. But it was new to me.

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.
The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't understand.

"It is simple" said the Lord, "it requires but one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."

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Our Lord's stories were not like this one. His parables have interesting characters.

Also, the parables retain some of their ambiguity even after the story is told. Sometimes they don't have a unequivocal moralistic point ("It's good to share"), but the feasts in our Lord's stories all have a purpose and a host (not seen in this tale).

This spoons-story is a bit Pelagian that way: the anonymous masses in it make heaven and hell themselves.

Google has 9,730 hits for the long-handled spoons. Shortly it will be 9,731.

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