From Last Night’s Debate

Field Marshall Wesley Clark, Ret.
“At the Pentagon, they have a plaque dedicated to my campaign in Kosovo that reads, ‘Never before have we dropped so many bombs on so few targets.’ As President, I would never send in a SEAL team to make a surgical strike when I can engage $500 Billion in air assets and make craters the size of the Great Lakes.”

Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-Ohio)
“Until today, I bet most of you didn’t even know what I looked like”

Sen. Kerry and Sen. Lieberman
Kerry: “Joe, you have the cutest dimples.”
Lieberman: “Is that your real hair, or did a mongoose build a nest on your head?”

Sen. Edwards
“I would only give up my multi-million dollar per year litigation practice because I care about you, the voter, and potential asbestos victim that’s just been involved in a hit and run with a Wonder bread truck. I’ll be right behind the Ambulance. I mean… vote for me. ”

Rev. Sharpton
“I’m recommending every American put a pinch of nutmeg in their Alfredo sauce.”
All photos are from the AP and referenced from the WP site.