Sal@work: “Good” Catholic me
Spirit-filled Christian guy introduced me to a new employee as “Our good Catholic boy.” I told him it was Lent, which is when good Catholics recognize that they are bad, or at least have done bad things. He launched into a tirade about how our sins are covered and from our mouths come rivers of living water and he knows he’s going to heaven how about you, Sal? Hmmm? I said, “Do you know why it’s raining? It’s because God is crying about something I did.” At that moment it was actually raining and I am sure it was my fault. Don’t give me that hydrologic cycle crap – it’s mea maxima culpa! Spirit-filled Christian guy doesn’t know any Latin. He knows some latins, but no Latin.