r into the comebacks. Of all the comments that were made, the following were my favorite:

“You do nothing and carp about others. You’re like a nation populated entirely by university professors and newspaper columnists.”

“I’m impressed that Canada’s firearms registration program has ballooned from $2 million to one billion. I thought only the U.S. Congress was that inept.”

“Americans are superior to Canadians because we don’t play or watch curling.”