Dominus pascit me

Circulating on the net:

The Lord and I are in a sheep-shepherd relationship, and I am in a position of negative need.
He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area.
He conducts me directionally parallel to non-torrential aqueous liquid.
He returns to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup.
He switches me on to a positive behavioral format for maximal prestige of His identity.
It should indeed be said that notwithstanding the fact that I make ambulatory progress through the umbragious inter-hill mortality slot, terror sensations will not be initiated in me due to para-ethical phenomena.
Your pastoral walking aid and quadruped pickup unit introduce me into a pleasurific mood state.
You design and produce a nutriment-bearing furniture-type structure in the context of non-cooperative elements.
You act out a head-related folk ritual employing vegetable extract.
My beverage utensil experiences a volume crisis.
It is an ongoing deducible fact that your inter-relational empathetical and non-vengeful capabilities will retain me as their target-focus for the duration of my non-death period, and I will possess tenant rights in the housing unit of the Lord on a permanent, open-ended time basis.

(origin unknown, at least to me)