Now this is funny

Jim Traficant night at the ball park. Fans who go to the Mahoning Valley Scrappers minor-league baseball game on Wednesday should ditch the glove and take a toupee. The Class-A affiliate of the Cleveland Indians has made August 14 “Jim Traficant Night,” and hairpiece wearers and sons of truck drivers get in free.

The hairpiece pass is easy enough to validate – but how does one demonstrate that they are son of a truck driver?