Most of the freeware comment applets allow you to customize how the comment links appear on your site. Different text can appear if you have no comments on a post, one comment, or more than one comment. I seriously considered putting some smart-alecky phrases in the template but then decided against doing so in the interest of charity. That won’t keep us from having a good laugh at what I thought about putting in the template! The numbers here are completely arbitrary.
No one is reading these 2 comments
4 out of 5 heretics say…
7 people need a blog of their own
27 people think we’re snobs
103 need to go to confession
13 morons are on the loose!
57 people hate Marty Haugen’s music, too!
Anathema sit!
You think you’re better than me?
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