In a miracle of modern

In a miracle of modern medicine…

…the cure for insomnia is on the ballot in Minnesota for Senator. It’s Walter Mondale, an ideological narcoleptic whose foreign policy expertise is based on his watching The History Channel in the decades since he’s held elected office.
See these excellent, excellent articles from NRO by John J. Miller:
The Dinosaur – The bizarre return of Walter Mondale.
Where’s Walter?

From Mondale himself, rescued from a stone tablet his speech-writer must have buried before Moses hit puberty:

“One of the requirements of a healthy party is that it renews itself. You can’t keep running Walter Mondale for everything.”

Where to find the Body of Christ

Sal posts a letter below from someone considering becoming Catholic.
That letter reminds me how I had to puzzle about a certain question, somewhere along the way in the process of my conversion, namely:
Is it plausible that God has chosen to work this way, to reach humanity this way: through a real, visible community, a hierarchically-ordered community; through sacraments that involve human actions and real objects; through defined dogmas, church councils, and canonified scripture?
You’ll notice I said “plausible”, not “proven”. There are plenty of Christian doctrines that can’t be proven from prior knowledge, starting with the Trinity and the Incarnation. Why would the nature of the Church be any different?
At the time, the best I could say was — and remains: such a Church is like the Incarnation writ large. It is a visible, tangible presence of Christ in the world today, where the Word took flesh 2000 years ago, and where practically everything takes on flesh now: the washing of sin uses real water, prayer is represented with incense and kneeling, and the invisible realities of Heaven become visible through the statues and the icons. Even Jesus continues to be, in a sense, concretely present to us in our neighbor and our brother: sometimes the big brother who helps us, and sometimes the poor and little brother needing good from us; present in the one spouse bonded with the other; audible in the teachers and pastors who are ordained to bring us the Gospel (“he who hears you hears me”).
And I said, Yes, it’s plausible, it’s credible that God would work this way. We already know that He likes to work through matter: He invented it. In the Incarnation, He became it.
So here’s the Church with her weaknesses and limitations, and failures. Also in His earthly life, our Lord subjected Himself to having weakness and limitation, and even failures in a sense, for not everyone recognized Him.

Why Professional Wrestlers Have More

Why Professional Wrestlers Have More Class Than Democrat Politicians

As a canonist, I’ve often taken a little flack for being a professional wrestling (not WWE) fan. Commenting on the recent funeral in his home state, Governor Jesse Ventura just about sums up feelings that lead me to respect professional wrestlers more than professional Democrats (except former PA Governor Bob Casey, a Democrat whose funeral at the beautiful Cathedral in Scranton was nothing but reverent and dignified — probably because Bill and Hillary weren’t in attendance if I recall correctly). Anyway, read Jesse’s following comments: “The Democrats ought to be ashamed.”

The Language of Abortion

With US elections not too far away, I’m not quite sure where I fit on the political spectrum. Back in Canada, I was clearly on the right, but relative to the US political scene, I’m probably considered much more centri

For some reason, I find this expression sneaks under the radar screen of those who unthinkingly advocate the murder of children in the womb and forces thought rather than knee-jerk reactions. To be honest, I don’t know why it works better, but my guess is that the expression “children in the womb” puts a human face on the youngest victims of abortion.

Shea vs. Dreher: Why Doesn’t

Shea vs. Dreher: Why Doesn’t JPII Just Can the American Bishops?

Okay, I imagine a number of you are following the Shea vs. Dreher debate over on Mark Shea’s Blog. Here’s my own take on the situation. As reprehensible as the actions of many of these bishops were, I am against just firing them. Given the current mood in North American society after the Sexual Revolt of the 1960’s, I feel removing these bishops would create another schism within history that would be difficult to heal. Basically, it is the same scenario as those polls that repeatedly come up with the following contradictory results: “Politicians are corrupt, fire all the congressmen and senators,” and “my congressman and my senator are great people, and I will cast my vote for them again.”

The same can be said about the current crisis. Most Catholics are disgusted with the bishops as a group, but the situation changes if you mention the name of their own bishop. Similarly, this is why the same average Catholic in the pew who was screaming for zero-tolerance a few months’ ago is now protesting the removal of Fr. So-and-So, their wonderful and energetic pastor who in a lapse of judgment did something he should not have done thirty years ago.

But getting back to the bishops, most Catholics in the pew would love to see Rome depose the American bishops who covered this stuff up, provided the bishops remain in the abstract. Come their own bishop, human contact and emotions come into play. People suddently remember that Bishop John Smith is the same bishop who ordained Uncle Fred a permanent deacon at the Cathedral, confirmed little Joseph and Mary last year at the local parish, and when he was still a Monsignor, brought grandmother viaticum every day and administered extreme unction the night before she died from cancer. Except when the Holy Father visits for a week or two every couple of years, Rome, on the other hand, is for the most part an obscure entity across the pond. In fact, even more so than the bishop two dioceses over who covered up sexual misconduct among the clergy. Thus to depose a bishop is extremely dangerous, since it often provokes a long-term schism that becomes, with a couple generations, nearly impossible to heal.

If JPII has not removed any bishops, I would venture to guess it is because of the Church’s prior bad experiences in this regard. Keep in mind 1054. Patriarch Michael of Constantinople was suppressing and persecuting the small Latin community in Constantinople, and he was also not to popular with the civil authorities. Numerous faithful were calling upon Rome to intervene. So Rome sent over legates to investigate, and one of them, who was as arrogant as the Patriarch, excommunicated Patriarch Michael as an individual. A thousand years’ later, the personalities involved are now dead, the initial politics are long forgotten, but the Church is still divided. Only handful of individuals were mutually excommunicated, but communion between the West and the vast majority of Byzantium broke down as a result. Despite their dislike of Patriarch Michael, he was the local boy they all knew.

Remember that after the Arian crisis, which as a crisis wreaked more devastation on the universal Church than the current crisis with abusive clergy, Pope Liberius wanted to depose all the Arian bishops. He was stopped by St. Anthanasius, the most well-known and solid defender of the orthodox position during the whole crisis. St. Athanasius had suffered more than any other individual the wrath of the Arian heretics, but he nevertheless pleaded with and convinced Liberius to leave the vast majority of the formerly Arian bishops in office. Basically, he felt the majority were stupid rather than malicious, and deemed that having learned their lesson they would not make the same mistake in the future. However, to remove them would only re-ignite the heresy since they were the ones known by the locals.